The Great Debate

Parties Involved:

The Villain:Played by none other than Eugene

(AKA the Heatmiser from the Rudolph... see below)

The always right princess: played by me

The subject: Sam's Collar

So, a last weekend I went shopping at Wal Mart. I, now being a pet owner, frequent the pet aisle. Knowing that Sam would soon outgrow his little yellow collar that he had when we first got him, I decided it was time to start shopping for his newest accessory.

After being most disappointed in the selection at Wal Mart, out of nowhere what to wondering eye should appear but this beautiful ever fabulous BLUE and BROWN polka dot collar.I bring it home and Eugene promptly tells me that “his” dog isn’t wearing that collar. I left him to believe that for a day or so. Well, today I decide it is the big moment… the make or break for the collar. I come home from work and immediately disrobe Sam from his previous yellow collar into this magnificent wonderland of MANLY blue and brown polka dots. He looked stunning and I must say strutted ever so MANLY on his afternoon walk.

Enter the villain: Eugene comes home from work. I don’t get a hello, how are you... nuthin’, nada, zilch. All he does is walks over to Sam and takes off the collar and says that Sam is not a “yippee” dog. (I guess he means a small barking dog). Anyway, he continues to say that he is a golden retriever and this collar was just not suitable.

So, I ask you… do you think this collar is too girly? I mean it is blue and brown people!